Tottingham vs Liverpool – Match Cancelled?

In a dramatic late announcement the FA have cancelled the game tonight as they discovered it has already been claimed by Harry Kane as a 6-0 win with all the goals scored by his shirt. Well he has to do something to stop Salah beating him and his shirt to the golden boot yet again. I understand though that the matter was referred to VAR for a “quick” look an hour ago and I am hopeful that the decision will eventually be reversed in time for the 8 o clock kick off tonight.

In yet another 4KK World exclusive we have obtained the following picture of little Mo and Spurs in training for tonight’s game.

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Many of you already know the origins of Spurs and the “Dandy” Harry Hotspur who was known for his love of fighting with his cock. This is supposed to be the reason the Spurs emblem is a large and prominent cock though I have other theories. Pictured below is firstly the emblem then their current leader Jose Mourinho. As you can see one of the wags at Tottenham, rather hilariously, has gone and put a mask on the cock….

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With the news that both Matip and Hendo are likely to be available the team selection seems pretty straightforward doesn’t it? Or will Klopp do another of his left field selections to surprise “moany Mo” as well as us. Team: Alisson, TAA, Matip, Robbo, Fab, Hendo, Thiago, Gini, mane, Firmino, Salah.

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