Category: Matches

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England v Argentina

At last a home draw again and England will take any advantage they can get in what will be a difficult game. I have been looking to see what we have in common and...

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Norway v England

I tried looking up Norway to get some material but google said it was closed today. The only thing I know about them is they are stealing Scotland’s oil and gas. Don’t they know...

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Mexico v England

Damn, I was hoping we might get drawn at home for this one, but never mind, we did ok when we were drawn away to Panama. I hear that roundabouts all over Scotland, Wales...

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Panama v England

England have been drawn away again, but no matter, they are already through to the last 32. Even so, I expect them to go on and beat Panama. If Panama were to beat the...

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Brazil v Alba

Tonight we have a game between the team that led to football becoming known as “the beautiful game” ….and Brazil. We were having a debate yesterday about the pros and cons of having more...

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England v Some Other Foreigners.

Today marks the tenth anniversary of BREXIT, otherwise known as Independence day. I can confidently predict there will be lots of drinking and flag waving, all over the Country. This is the day when...

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Engerlund v Some Bloody Foreigners

I normally put up the pre match press conference before games, but of course being England, this one was in German and I couldn’t be bothered with the subtitles. Anyway, in short the lads...

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Haiti v Scotland

At *2am tomorrow morning, UK time, there will be an event so rare that most of us will never see again in our lifetimes and that probably even includes young Matty. Yes, Scotland are...