England v Some Other Foreigners.

Today marks the tenth anniversary of BREXIT, otherwise known as Independence day. I can confidently predict there will be lots of drinking and flag waving, all over the Country. This is the day when we can all come together to celebrate the restoration of our sovereignty. The day we shook off the shackles of the EU and took back control of our destiny. The day we became free to appoint an unemployed German as the England football manager, if we jolly well wanted to. So, stick that in your pipe and smoke it you bloody, boring, bonkers, Brussels, bureaucrats….(and breathe).

Fittingly, the match will only be shown on Independent television (ITV), tonight at 21.00.