The closed season is time to…🤷😳

Fooknose how ⬆️ he got in there. I blame next doors 🐈. Speaking of next doors 🐈 I have a disclaimer before I begin my in-depth arti…..thingy.

Apologies to Greg in regards to discrediting his claim that the transfer window opens on Wednesday. Unfortunately my secretary ( that’s next doors 🐈but you already know that ) passed me incorrect information and she will be severely reprimanded for her actions….by that scary fooker up top, which is probably why he’s rubbing his hands with glee. He obviously hasn’t met next doors 🐈’s mum n dad yet.

Oh, now that’s out of the way and I’m off the hook let’s get down to the topic in hand, two topics actually, which I’ll make up as I go along…., as usual.

Transfer windows are a chance to hope, to dream in fact. We all dreamt about signing that Keita fella and how dynamic he’d be for our team. Unfortunately that turned into a nightmare so perhaps dreaming wasn’t my bestest quote. Lets move on from dreams n stuff.

One transfer in the bag, so to speak. I might have to edit in the bag coz it’s probably illegal to put someone in a bag, especially if one seals said bag…but anyfookingway I digress.

I anticipate…no, I expect many more signings before this transfer window is closed. It’s not actually open yet but it will be by the time I publish this.

Mac Allister by all accounts appears to be a cracking signing at a snip ( I do hope all those that might have had the snip do not wince with the mere mention of the word SNIP😂) At £35 mil he’s a bargain. Well, as long as he doesn’t make friends with Naby jack the sicknote lad’s mates that is. But who else are we after? More to the point ( I always knew there was a point, I just didn’t realise it would be this far down the friggin article) who would you, the 4KK Crew like to sign. Remember we are not playing with monopoly money like Cheats n Chavs, not forgetting the SkipRats.

Thuram looks a good prospect, only 22 too. Kone looks like a non starter these days but hey, who knows. Pavard has been linked (as has every fooker known to any fooker ) but at 27 he’s a fantastic age for a CB. He can play RB too. I’m not sure he’d like to be played at RB every game so it might be a case of waiting for Konate to get injured, he might not have to long to wait.

Baps is throwing his toys out of the pram and spitting his dummy ( pasifier to our American friends ) at the hand that gave him so much power. Will he leave or stay? Dunno n I don’t actually give a flying squirrel 🐿️ one way or the other, the noob. Apparently he’s decided to stay. It’s all about the clauses, Baps. Anyway enough about him.

Summer targets? If I mentioned them all we’d be here til Christmas, at least.

Barella keeps popping up, but we’re not going to shell out for him, come on you know the rules.

Gravenberch is a prospect but his contract doesn’t expire til 2027 so I don’t foresee a thing going on there.

Anyway, this is where you nutters come in. Who would you like to join us. Keep it clean as we don’t deal in dirty money.

As I mentioned ⬆️ somewhere long, long ago, there are two topics. The second is the fixture list release at 9am over here on Thursday. Who do you think our first game will be against? I’m plumbing for Sheffield United away. ( The away bit is obvious, obviously).

Who do you think we’ll play on match day 1?

I s’pose that’s about it really folks.

We are LIVERPOOL!