Does a bear shit in the woods?

The answer is yes and bears also like taking a dump in high grass too, in fact they’ll take a dump anyfookingwhere they like. Are you gonna tell them they can’t? Didn’t think so.

As y’all know, I’m not one to talk a load of shite…..I can see you all nodding in agreement 🤔🙄. I thought tonight we should discuss things that really matter, such as why do birds friggin sing right outside your window when you’re trying to sleep? That’s so fooking annoying, I’m sure you’ll all agree, unless you’ve got a friggin shotgun to blast the fookers into oblivion, then again you’ll have the neighbours knocking on your door saying you’ve just woken them up. Ya can’t win 🤷.

Another thing that annoys the fook out of me is friggin cyclist’s. Why the hell do they try so damn hard to overtake me when I’m on my 🛴, do they think it will improve their masculinity? Tossers.

Something else that freaks me right the fook out is these pointless, pathetic, ridiculous, nauseating interfookingnational breaks ( my predictive type thingy actually spelled that word out before I’d finished typing it, I’m so impressed ) . Anyfookingway, what is the actual point of them? I suppose if my national team ( as yet not recognised) played international footy then I might have a different outlook on it, but they’re not so fook international football. It’s shite anyway.

In other news,

It appears Jock will be kidnapped and shipped up north. I do think it was very commendable for his lady friend to give him prior notice, not many kidnappers do that. I’ll be calling him regularly to make sure he’s safe….that is until he blocks me for being a weirdo.

I’m sure there are many things that annoy you so share them with your friends on here. We might laugh but hey, we’ll be laughing with you, not AT you 🤭.

Share your stories, or simply make them up like I do.

This is 4KK.

but you already know that.