Friday Gossip & Music.

I really wish I could get rid of that prison number on Darwin….Asif’s horse ⬆️..

It’s gossip time folks….what ya got to share?

In the news this week there was a story…..how true it is, is anyone’s guess…..but apparently Asif really does drink Pepsi…..I know, right…we already knew this 🤷…..but Darwin told next door but ones dog ( Darwin isn’t a cat lover….the weirdo ) that whenever Asif feels a bit sheepish ( no sheep were hurt or abused …. recently ) he adds a bit of sugar to his Pepsi Max…… Just buy a regular can of Pepsi n you’ll be fine.

Jock, it is stated by Stu that he’s got a wee problem concerning an old boiler. Stu called Jer, whom then called Conor….he didn’t answer so Jer called Oscar….Oscar gave Jer a recipe, which didn’t help…so Jer then called Jock to ask what the problem was….Jock responded…..” What fooking problem, ya wee toly?” Jer replied, ” Don’t you mean Joby?” Jock said, “It’s the same fooking thing, ya wee shite”…. It’s actually difficult to convey in print just how Scottish Jocks Scottish accent is….so you might need to YouTube it….he’s on lots of sites, apparently.

Mike spent the morning on a bike ride with John…. Somewhere near the river seven. They didn’t have the money for the toll so they called Stu……Stu arrived just after 11 am to part with some cash but had to rush……slowly the hour or so home because he forgot to take Daisy for a pee before leaving. I don’t want to even think about the consequences of that. Thankfully Sally dealt with what could have been a serious flooding if she hadn’t woke up to Daisy screaming, “Dad……..DAD……I need to pee”.

Anyfookingway, that’s enough gossip from me so it’s over to you…but if you can’t be arsed then play some ‘tunes’ instead.

Hit it!