Friday Gossip & Music.

In this week’s gossip,

Firstly I’d like to say a huge welcome back to the resident lunatic…..Oscar. We’ve missed your imijies….or whatever the fook they’re called….well, Jerry has missed them, apparently.

Secondly a huge 4KK ta very much to Jerry for creating some wonderful articles this week. I know it took him ages to research all that stuff he wrote 🙄🤭.

Anyfookingway, now that the niceties are over let’s delve into the Goss.

Wirtz has faced some criticism for his performance in some oddball competition that nobody actually watches….with saying that, quite a few nutters on here watched it…. weirdos.

When questioned about his performance by the German press he stressed that he couldn’t focus on the ( inconsequential waste of everyone’s time ) match because his mind was elsewhere…..here actually if you’ve not already guessed.

Frimpong stated he was rather chuffed by the hug he received from big Virg and hoped his ribs will be fine for the start of the season. Big Virg doesn’t know his own strength, apparently.

Kerkez cried off playing for his country tonight because he’s awaiting the all important phone call to say the deal is done. Next door’s 🐈 will be on the blower as soon as news breaks.

Diaz said he’s been talking to other clubs coz it’s what you do in the closed season ( no, it’s actually not, son. ) but he’s happy to stay here….,,yeah, hedge ya bets laddy coz Barca can’t afford to pay for a coffee these days…..though to be fair coffee in Espana is rather spenny.

In other gossip ,

Knightsbridge Jerry has opened a book ( in gambling terms means he’s opened a book…..but as I don’t gamble I’ve no idea what that means but if it’s anything like his articles it’s gonna be interesting )…on the forth coming match up between the orange bastard ( I would say orange cunt but it wouldn’t look proper on an actual article..) and the bucked teeth chainsaw masacist. It will be interesting if nothing else.

That’s about it for tonight…I mean today. I didn’t write this last night…. honest…

Get ya Goss in quickly coz there’s more articles from Jer to follow. But if ya can’t be arsed then you can always play a few ditties instead.

Hit it!