Friday Gossip & Music.

Gossip time,

Dear oh dear, it looks like naughtiness on the naughtiest scale never seen before has occured in our righteous, upstanding league.

Many excuses have been lodged, some more outlandish than others. That old chestnut, it wasn’t me it was him…has been bandied around a lot.

The, ‘how did all those hundreds of millions find their way into the bank account?’ That’s a good one. Using the reverse scam excuse is always a good one.’

‘It’s a gift from god.’ is bound to help their appeal, right?

It is quite ironic that the first team they face after all their players have been strutting their stuff in the all important Nations league, Mickey mouse get together to be accurate, will be the team that has undoubtedly suffered the most due to their blatant and obvious cheating.

The atmosphere at Anfield will be full of good humour and lil ditties, all administered in good humour n stuff 🤭.

The old ones will pop up, such as,

Pack up your troubles in your old swag bag and cry, cry, cry…..as they’re sent their eviction notice.

Other famous ditties shall be aired, such as…. You’re getting expelled in the morning, expelled in the morning, expelled in the morning…..repeat many times.

Going down, going down, going down……shall also be heard throughout the stadium as the naughty boys contemplate being sent down.

Oh yes, it’s gonna be so much fun next Sunday. The good natured (🙄) humour will ooze from the Kop. It’ll be an afternoon to remember. Place your orders for extra popcorn well in advance.

In other news,

Toddler Trump is still a thick as fook orange cunt. He must have the cleanest balls known to man and beast. They get licked that often.

Anyfookingway, play a lil music or take the piss out of CHEATS instead.

Hit it!