Friday Gossip & Music.

It’s Friday n that means gossip time with a bit of music thrown in so the hard of hearing can get involved too, or should that mean hard of reading?🤔

It’s been a funny old week. Heat turning us all to a puddle on the floor and forests to ash earlier in the month, to raining like it was going out of fashion. I got a proper drenching going to work yesterday n that was before I left home.

Next doors cat enjoys waterskiing ( ref above ) but she didn’t expect to be enjoying such frivolity down our friggin street.

I view weather like some view politics . There’s the left, there’s the right and there’s the centre. I’m strictly all for the centre because the extremes either burn the shite out of me or try to drown me. I’ll leave it to you to decide which extreme belongs on the left or right. Personally I find them both annoying as fook.

There’s a bit of footy gossip this week too, hurrah I say n about time too. Curtis is leaving us……….that’s about all the news I’ve got really.

Sleepy Don the flowerpot man ( loose use of the term man there, my apologies) has decided it would be a good idea to get his crack pipe out during the middle of the night…..again and threaten any fooker that takes his fancy. Apart from threatening to nuke Iran and bomb his ally Oman because they are stealing his thunder on negotiations on reopening the strait of Hormuz, which was actually open before his hair brain ( I use the term hair loosely, like his hair….very loose. Baldy bastard ) scheme to bully a volatile state that has not worked out to well for the stupid orange imbocile, he’s now threatening massive sanctions on any country that does any kind of business with Iran. Oh dear, China are Iran’s biggest business partners, but fear not, the orange buffoon will exempt China coz he’s scared shitless of them.

I’d chat about that silly, silly Trump obsessed Natalie Harp and how she couldn’t get a ride in one of the many cars to court, she travelled in the boot instead. Americans call it a trunk for some odd reason and how she was one of the few to travel in the catering cart to a decoy plane because Trump was scared or Iran bombing his arse……..but I’ll leave that til next week. 😁

Anyfookingway, footy is back when Lego head takes on favourites Coventry City. Should be a good game to fall asleep to before work on Saturday.

It’s over to you lot to post your words of wisdom or/ and post some music.

Hit it!