Friday Gossip & Music.

Welcome to gossip,

The highly contested and eagerly anticipated by election in Clacton is over, with the winner happy as a ……well……….he’s happy. Beating a bin in a by election isn’t an easy task these days, apparently.

In transfer gossip…..there’s not much to report tbh. The club are keeping their cards close to their chest and keeping us all guessing. It’s gonna be a cracking window though, right? I have an extra pane of glass at the ready, just in case the crack gets bigger.

Sleepy Don insists Iran has no missiles, no navy, no air force and no chance. He explained his hiding away ( like a scared rat ) in a catering truck was due to the fact he hadn’t eaten dinner and he was rather hungry. The daft twat.

The eclipse the other evening was a bit shit. I should be still around for the next one n if it’s as shit as the last one then I’m gonna demand a refund.

Anyfookingway, over to you lot to share your musings or play a bit of music instead.

Hit it!