Friday Gossip & Music.

Gossip is back……..after a lil mishap last fooking week.

The hot weather has returned which is rather unfortunate for albinos and Scottish people, apparently.

It’s been so hot I can fry an egg on my kitchen work surface, which will save me a few quid in free gas. I would have suggested boiling an egg on the work surface but that’ll only confuse Jerry, who still hasn’t fathomed out how to boil an egg on a stove, poor fellow.

It’s looking a bit daunting for Scotland on the World cup thingy. I’ve viewed all the remaining matches to work out what needs to happen to knock…….I mean keep Scotland in it. There are far too many permutations for me to be arsed typing. But anyway, it’s looking like the Tartan Army will be going home, allowing the Americans to walk into a pub, ask for a beer and not hear the usual, “Sorry, we’ve got none left, the Jocks drank it all.”

Anyfookingway, over to you coz me friggin ink is melting writing this. Share ya Goss or post some tunes instead, or both…🤷.

Hit it!