Friday Gossip & Music.

This weeks gossip .

There’s no getting away from it, Mo has decided to leave at the end of the season.

He’s been an icon to say the least. He scores goals for fun, not so much this season but over the nine years he’s been here the numbers speak for themselves. 435 games for us, scoring 255 times. Some have said he’s greedy, even though he has registered 119 assists. Greedy? Perhaps at times yes, but that’s what forwards are told to do. Paisley told Ian Rush to become more selfish or he’d sell him. I think Mo got the balance more right than wrong.

I’ve heard rumours he’s a mercenary? How odd to suggest such a thing. I’ll leave that there because my ink is worth more to not rise to such utter nonsense.

There has been a fallout this season between, Mo, the head coach and management but that is not the reason he’s leaving. He’s been calling the 4KK Newsroom for a couple of years now, asking my secretary when will he be interviewed. Next doors cat ( secretary ) would say, “Not now Mo”. That really upset him n is the REAL reason he’s decided to move on. Yep you heard it here first.

In other gossip,

John has been posting some rather funny jokes recently, he’s actually stepped up a gear on the humour chart’s, which is very impressive. I sent one of my west of England reporters to investigate.

It appears he’s been taking tips from a abandoned joke machine that was dumped behind the bins down Stu’s street. What John was doing down Stu’s street is under further investigation. I’ll let you know when I know.

Anyfookingway, over to you lot. Post ya gos, or simply play some music instead.

Oh, I almost forgot. Welcome back Soop.

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