Friday Gossip & Music.

Can you believe it’s Friday already?

Wow, what a week hey? We’ve signed a quality striker. In his interview with one of my many Merseyside reporters he stressed he can’t wait to leave primary school and be able to wear long trousers, bless.

Isak said he’s not injured, he’s just resting his thigh….

Diaz has come out and said he really, really wanted to stay at Liverpool but the drawer of playing for his daddy’s favourite club, Barcelona was to much to resist, so he signed for Bayern Munich.

Trent has openly said he’s sorry……to UnReal Madrid fans for being so shite in defence. Their fans should have asked our fans about his defending and saved themselves a whole lot of pain…….oh well.

Ekitike said he’s glad to be here and can’t wait to come back here….yeah, it’s been a bit of a whirlwind for the lad since coming here, going to the far east before actually properly being here. He did though say fook off to all the silly people that complained about his performance the other day. Good on ya lad, we say fook off to the uneducated wankers too.

Your turn, share ya gos or spin those decks instead.

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