Transfer gossip.

Its the closed season now ( not that that makes a difference these days ) and rumours are thick and plenty, usually thick actually.

Lets take a moment or several to dissect and digest the rumour mill on who is signing and or selling who from the vast world of football.

If you don’t have any real transfer gossip then make it up. The media do that all the time. It’s actually quite funny in a stupid kind of way.

I’ve heard the Saudi’s want Darwin in exchange for three camels. The club said that’s way to much and they’d settle for two.

Frimpong said he signed for Liverpool FC not so much to work with proper good players….no he said his decision was based on the excitement of being interviewed by one of our illustrious 4KK reporters…in fact it was his only condition on putting pen to paper.

Wirtz has suggested he’d like some of that too.

Anyfookingway, there’s lots of Goss out there so let’s hear what you’ve heard. As I mentioned, making it up is allowed too.

Fill ya boots.