Friday Gossip & Music.

Gossip time chaps and chappette,

Mo is back if you like it or not, scoring a wonderful goal on Wednesday against a team that held the CHAVS not so long ago. I wonder if he’ll get a new contract?

Records are there to be broken, my ex wife once told when she wasn’t my ex wife. I’ve never forgiven her for smashing my Perry Como records over my head. That’s one of multiple reasons why she’s my ex wife.

I think praise where praise is due should be given, so I’d like us all to thank Sir Starmer for allowing us all to visit China without the aid of a visa……good fooking luck trying to get out of the place though. Book a one say ticket n save yourself some Dosh in the process.

Apparently Trump and Putin have had a fall out. Trump called Putin a limp dick bastard and Putin called Trump an orange senile, narcissistic old cunt………it appears they’ve both been reading what the rest of the world realise about the pair of gobshites.

Anyfookingway, over to you to share your gossip with a few tunes added for good measure.

Hit it!