Friday Gossip & Music.

This weeks gossip,

Well, well, well. It appears the orange narcissistic cunt and Putin the limp dick twat have had a lovers tiff.

Trump was very upset when Putin cancelled their date. Trump hit back with a couple of sanctions…..coz he likes sanctions, does Donald. They’ll be back in each others arms soon, the pair of weirdos.

Liverpool returned to winning ways this week, which is nice. Apparently though not everyone is happy. The FC26 ( That’s what FIFA is called these days…🤷 ) brigade are up in arms complaining about all sorts of odd stuff. Ya just can’t please the fickle.

Alice the Alpaca called next doors cat a couple of days ago to inform her that she, Conor and the baby ( father unknown. Both Jock and Conor are blaming each other. ) have left Jocks back garden and returned to Ireland for the winter. They’ll pop back to Dundee once it gets a bit warmer. In Scotland that means around two, possibly three days of summer, usually in July.

Anyfookingway, over to you to spread your rumours in the form of gossip, or you could play some music instead.

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