Friday Gossip & Music.

This weeks gossip,

It’s been a strange week…….. At the beginning of the week next door’s cat failed to pop over when I got home from work like she normally does. I was like, where the fook is she? Luckily I had enough beer to last a couple of days before I’d need to send her down to my local convenience store…..with her sled…..well, she is a cat and can’t carry to much in her paws, that’s why I bought her a sled.

Anyfookingway, I hadn’t seen her for days and I was beginning to worry, thinking who the fook would go out for my beer. I thought of asking next door but ones dog, but realised he’d only give me the finger anyway, so I didn’t bother.

It got to this morning and I was getting proper worried. I knew the beer was running low, like really, really low. I think I was down to my last crate, see what I mean? Proper low…..

Anyway, I got home from work this evening and my phone rang…..I looked at the caller I.D. n it was next door’s cat…..I know it was her because when I looked at the screen on my phone it said, ‘ Next door’s cat’.

I said hi, obviously before asking, where the fooking fook are you? I’m down to my last crate of beer fffs.

She replied, “I’m on holiday……and I won’t be home until the weekend. You’ll have to buy your own fooking beer”… Honestly, that cat has such a potty mouth, I’ve no idea where she gets it from….next door but one’s fooking dog, obviously.

Anyway, I told her how disappointed I was with her. She laughed, obviously and said she’ll see me at the weekend……and then sent me this….

I can’t believe the cheek of the lil fooker. Going on holiday without restocking my fridge. She didn’t mention where she is, probably friggin Tenerife…..again.

If anyone is free to pop down to my local convenience store then it will be greatly appreciated…..I thank you muchly in advance.

Anyfookingway, enough about my problems. I’m sure you’ve all got lots of gossip to share but if not then play some music instead.

Hit it!