Friday Gossip & Music.

There’s absolutely nothing going on in the gossip columns this week, unfortunately.

Well, actually ……..🤔

The government are so desperate to be liked they’re going to give children the right to vote… Now I know children can be fickle things but they have been offered a whopping big bar of chocolate to vote for them and have bribed the lil kiddies to bribe ( condition ) their 12 year old siblings and older to vote for them when they come of age in four years time….. Not sure how that will work because the other parties will do the same.

Personally I’d raise the voting age until one is at least 70. Why would I do that? Well let’s face it, one doesn’t actually grow up until one is around 70 years old. It would also save on trees too. I heard trees would be very happy with this.

Saudi United have pulled out early ( that’ll save a law suit ) on buying Ekitike…..they’re now lowering their sites to something a little more their level….some random guy from a random club for 2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps…..plain crisps for obviously obvious reasons.

Get your gossip in quickly before there’s real gossip to discuss, if not then play some music instead.

Hit it!