Friday Gossip & Music.

This weeks gossip ,

There’s lots of news and gossip ( mostly gossip ) floating around this week, such as

Will Isak be coming here? No fooking chance.

Will Diaz sign for his dream club Barcelona? The club he has always wanted to play for, according to his dad?

Will he sign for Bayern, not his dream club but he has agreed to sign for them 🤔🤷.

Answers on a post card if you have any…..postcards. If not then carrier pigeon will suffice.

Though he could always stay, if the club offer him a new contract……or simply give Barcelona ( skint as fook gits ) and Bayern the finger and refuse to sell…..there is that option, obviously.

It appears Robbo might be staying, after some ( not so ) gentle persuasion by Jock. It will be interesting to see how that one pans out. No panning above the neck though, let’s at least keep it fairly civil.

Apparently Trent feigned injury to other night when his team got their arses well and truly buggered by PSG. This can not be verified as myself and next doors 🐈 didn’t watch the Saudi money laundering cup match.

In other gossip,

An historic agreement has been agreed ( agreements usually are agreed, apparently ) that the French will take one illegal immigrant back across the channel as long as we take one of their legal immigrants in return.

So it’s one in, one out n shake it all about. I shall refrain from singing the rest of the song since this is a family site after all.

The Orange turd has said he’s sick of Putin’s bullsht. Putin was terrified……in fact he was so terrified he bombed Ukraine like they’ve never been bombed before. Nice one ya orange imbecile.

Liverpool have sold their star striker for a record fee. No it isn’t Nunez, probably because he can’t hit a barn door when standing right next to it, plus the fact he’s valued at far less than a million quid. Sorry Oscar & and Dimi. The truth hurts, I know.

Anyfookingway, send in your own gossip or play some music instead.

Hit it!