Friday Gossip & Music.

I know it’s the beginning of the summer but with who we’ve signed and the thought of who we’ll sign it sure as fook feels like Christmas to me…..despite this ridiculous heat.

This weeks gossip,

It’s a bit hot here, I’ve even opened a window…..but fear not, I have my woman repellent at hand coz I know quite a few will try to sneak through the window…..even though I live on the first floor… they’d scale the brick work just to get to me. I’m a babe magnet, obviously.

It was reported earlier this week that ArseAnal have lodged a complaint with the Premier league in the strongest form of how strong a complaint can be…..these fookers aren’t messing about, they’re deadly serious.

Their complaining about having to play the CHAMPIONS twice ( that’s us ) when Liverpool ( that’s us ) don’t. I think the Thunderbird is a bit of a dickhead tbh.

Robbo has apparently agreed terms with Atletico Madrid but doesn’t want to leave. Andy has been on the phone….. several times asking for Jock’s permission, which at this time is not forthcoming.

Jarell has also been linked with a move to our sister club, Bayer Leverkusen. It might work out but if it does next door’s cat wants us to sign Hato as a replacement. She knows her footy, taught by her mother… Whom played centre forward for Pussies are Us CFC…..

Florian Friday, as he’s now known has stated on many occasions he’s only joined LFC for the banter on 4KK and wants to join the 4KK Crew. I think we can allow that… Though being a democratic democracy thingy we might need to take a vote.

Though do remember next doors cat is armed….and very dangerous. Just a lil thought before you cast your vote.

In other gossip,

Oscar has watched most of a minor tournament over there in America, the home of baseball and other weird sports. Judging by the crowd sizes I’m not sure the locals are as enthusiastic as Oscar is, but hey, he is the resident nutter after all. Love ya really Osc. 👊

Asif’s horse, Darwin ( I didn’t name the drunken horse, Asif did…though he had consumed at least three cans, yes three cans of pepsi max at the time ) got ratted again……what’s fooking new?

Anyfookingway, it’s time to sleep in a bath of ice water coz I’m friggin melting here.

Post n share your gossip or post some music instead.

Happy Florian Friday,

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