Friday Gossip & Music.

This weeks Goss,

News just breaking…….Sir Whiskey nose has threatened to come out of retirement if Ama moron continues to chat utter shite…..he had another bottle and changed his mind… before passing out….again.

After recent rumblings from UEFA regarding Chavs’ dodgy deals such as selling a couple of hotels and the women’s team to their sister, to avoid sanctions and a European ban ( if the pile of shite qualify at the end of next season ) they’ve decided to buy back both hotels for £1.50…for the two of them. They didn’t fancy buying back the women’s team. The owner stressed he has enough pussies in the mens team as it is.

Pep the bald one has complained to the Premier League in regards to Liverpool buying all the best players. He said it’s just not fair and spat his dummy out before slapping his cat….well he doesn’t have a cat but he did slap a pussy……police are investigating.

Arteta said he was ecstatic his team won the Champions league this season. When it was pointed out it was the women’s team that won it he retorted, ” They’re ArseAnal, right? Therefore I’ll take the credit for it.” Yes he’s a bit of a bap, isn’t he.

In other gossip ,

The 4KK public house has been given planning permission to build affordable housing at the bottom of the garden. Stu has excitedly bought a few bricks n stuff to start building. My self and Jock will be sharing our input in a supervisory capacity…whilst sitting at the bar, peering through the window supping beer.

Share your gossip if you have any. If not then play some funky tunes instead

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