Friday Gossip & Music.

Gossip time,

Its been a funny old week, two incredibly crap teams battled it out for a prize neither deserves. SkipRats’ handbag was more damaged than their opponent…..that’s about all there is worth saying on the subject, though I did get the best nights sleep in ages after watching that pile of shite.

Davina Trump telephoned Valarie Putrid during the week. They had a little chat about Ukraine before spending the next two hours arranging their next date. Valarie stressed the importance of keeping it local because people are out to kill him…..oh well you shouldn’t be a murdering twat then should you.

In other gossip,

The fight for the Premier League title reaches its climax this weekend with the final round of games. Despite the leader 😁 possessing a healthy lead the title could still possibly be won by any of the top four…….The Champions league title isn’t worth discussing as it’s only a minor trophy anyway.

Do partake in sharing your own gossip of pop a few tunes in instead.

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