Friday Gossip & Music.

Gossip time,

Well look at the state of everyone’s holiday plans right now.

Apparently the whole of Europe ( except Russia ) are going to have severe sunburn withdrawal symptoms this summer due to Iran pulling tongues at America and threatening to blow up ships if they passed through some inconsequential body of water.

America pulled tongues back and blocked the straits anyway….. regardless of a certain orange buffoon ordering, yes ORDERING Iran to open the straits………

……I’m not up to speed on political tongue pulling because politics is bollotics anyfookingway, but isn’t blocking the straits the complete opposite of opening the straits? I don’t know because a certain orange cretin says by blocking the straits means the straits will be open……it’s a bit like children in the playground professing ‘my dad’s a fireman and he has an axe and he’ll chop you up’ only to be retorted with ‘ my dad’s a policeman and he’ll shoot your head off’. They’re still allowed guns in America, apparently, despite all the naughty people wheeling them around like they’re a accessory to a very odd fancy dress party………besides, who gives a fook? I didn’t plan on going abroad this year anyway.

All the world leaders need to sit in a darkened room and have a cup of tea and a slice of cake, then they might be in a better frame of mind to have a lil chat n sort their narcissistic ego’s out.

In the meantime, if you do decide to take the risk then make sure you have an escape option when your on the plane as the fuel runs out. Example above 👆 of necessary measures you should take before entering a plane this summer. Make sure the frigging thing is fully fueled for obviously obvious reasons.

In other news,

Arne apparently said something, though I have no idea what it was he said because I don’t listen to or read anything he says due to the fact I like to sleep in my bed n not on me friggin couch. My bad? Couldn’t give a flying shite 😆.

Thankfully the season will soon be over and we can all think about our summer holidays ( not me, I ain’t going anywhere ) and your time on the beach or by the pool, drinking all kinds of weird stuff you only drink on holiday……….oh wait……..scrub that, I hear Skegness is nice in the summer, if you’ve got enough petrol in ya car to get there and back. After being to Skeggy you might not wanna go back, therefore fill ya friggin tank, petrol tank, not an actual tank, unless Putin invades, then you’ll need a tank, obviously.

Anyfookingway, over to you lot.

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